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  • someone at the door: rings doorbell
  • me: dives to the floor like I'm being shot at, army crawls around the couch, rolls into another room, peeks around a corner to see if I can tell who it is, and then proceeds to wait for them to leave.
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  • Drake: You calling me a liar?!
  • Josh: I ain't calling you a truther!
  • Josh: You want a mouth full of fist?!
  • Drake: You want a butt full of foot?!
  • Josh: I hope you go bald!
  • Drake: I hope they cancel Oprah!
  • Josh: *GASP* You take that back!
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My friend can do nails like a boss :)

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I go to Footlocker and see this shirt…

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